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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Exactly we need serial killers who target nazis and right wing assholes. We could give them medals.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 19 points 7 months ago

There's a reason those don't exist.

He'd get hunted down extra fast. The cops would unload full clips on random cars that just look like the killer's car. They'd send every man they've got after the killer, and then burn down the cabin in which he's hiding.

Cops are right wing assholes and look after their own.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

16 tonnes per person per year.

[–] safesyrup@feddit.ch 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.

[–] maiskanzler@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.

[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

So what you're saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? ^/s^

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

They already can become mainstream celebrity and do a bunch of money selling their stories through books and movies. So why bother?

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think they might struggle with the legal work

[–] explodicle@local106.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eh, just another proposed use case where a simple normal database does the job much better. And without unnecessary carbon impact, you're trying to sell the removal of those after all!

[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 8 points 7 months ago

9/11 terrorists: I'm gonna make so much money with this

[–] tim-clark@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

They’re vogue and green too!

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 0 points 7 months ago

Using BCs!!