Like just off the top of my head, I could stunlock a teacher for an entire class by asking why God created the aspects of the universe in a different order every time its written in Genesis (in a hypothetical situation where I wouldn't just get detention immediately for being annoying)
Uhhhhhh there's no better way to turn a generation into adamant atheists than to critically read the Bible in chronological order lol. What's the dealio here? Do the teachers have to teach in a hyperspecific way designed to deceive the children? Because it's pretty fucking immediately stupid as hell from page 1.
"CHINA BAD"
"4-LETTER WORDS"
This reminds me, I tried to prompt a shitty image of John Brown arresting the Shield Hero and it gave me an anime guy getting his mugshot taken and a cop next to him holding up the chart with the detainees name and the last line on the chart said "Ethnically Ambiguous" without me ever including that in my prompt, and I got a brain blast from that one post I saw a while ago about the cuckold troop or whatever and a sign in that one had the same phrase lmao
Yes it's based on a comic by Garth Ennis. Superheroes become mainstream enough that there's a superhero industry and their brands are managed by a corporation because they're celebrities now instead of vigilantes. Crazy guy with a grudge gets a team together to eradicate the supes because 99% of them are flawed, egotistical maniacs as they're basically groomed from young age like Nickelodeon stars but they're walking WMDs instead. So it's "anti cape-shit" but effectively still ends up being cape shit most of the time because most characters are supes.
Thank god the CIA stumbled upon her situation by happenstance and with no previous connections to her, managed to ferry her and her co-conspirators out of the country just in time after only having just heard of her plight 😌
I started to suspect something was fucky when I kept getting recommended various versions of this video for multiple days after it happened. Like the media all designated this guy as the court laughingstock we should laugh at and shame.
The entire time I'm like "Wow driving with a suspended license? How fucking horrible. He shouldn't go to the store, his job, or court, or the DMV until he resolves that. Good thing our society allows people to take consequence-free breaks from all of those things for the duration of our suspensions"
Eat shit every single judge and clerk in the "justice system" 
3rd poorest country in Europe, "Breadbasket of the world" 
"The West’s failure to send weapons to Kyiv is putting Putin on course for victory."
Really? I could have sworn that Ukraine's failure to effectively fight back after breaking the ceasefire was what put Russia on a course for victory. Huh.
Game where women and minorities exist and/or are playable: Woke
Game where everyone you kill is white and the player is white: Woke
Hmmm it sure sounds to me like they want a game where you play as a white guy but you kill non-white people.
Everything under capitalism will continue to increase in price, except for wages, because wages increasing would cause inflation.
So you're saying capitalism is designed to exploit the working class?
No that's a communist conspiracy theory.
She looked back and in just one half of a split fucking second she was turned into a pillar of salt