My fake rural fake hick fake small town is showing the fucking Matt Walsh flick. This is a town where people drive immaculate lifted trucks to get Starbucks (and can't reach down far enough to get the coffee) and slow down before driving where the road was torn up because they dont wanna damage their shocks, they were the cleanest cowboy boots you've ever seen to an office gig, it's too big to be a small town and too small and conservative to be a city, there's one museum hidden behind some kind of maze at the local library except for the museum that shows off "ancient" farming equipment like og tractors from 100 years ago
They didn't screen I Saw The TV Glow, the didn't screen Civil War, they didn't screen It Ends With Us, oh but they'll screen Matt Walsh. And they're probably right that it'll sell out.
They are screening Megalopolis though which honestly is just a weird decision given the above
This is cool, I've never been in a movie theater by myself. Closest was a matinee of a horror movie (the one where the bad guy was blind).