TheVelvetGentleman

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[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I completely forgot about achewood. Now I have to go back and relive my teens to see if it holds up.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I already do this. Everyone in my family gets the same thing. Some years it sucks but I don't care. Everyone I give presents to are adults. I don't want more shit in my house, just make me something cool or that I can eat.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Oh, no doubt. But we need to normalize not taking at face value pictures of text. At least make them put some effort in.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I'm sure that this is totally real and happened.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

Yeah, we figured this out more than ten thousand years ago. But why think about next year when you can squeeze the ever loving shit out of this one?

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Arrested development.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Look, I understand that people are upset, but she's crossing her arms in the picture. We haven't had a chance to oggle her cans. She could have F cups under there.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

That's not a thing. Now if your old na'an's knee starts acting up, head for cover.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also, nobody batted a fucking eye. Everybody just played the damn game and had a good time. We've really slid far and quickly as a society.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

No thank you.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

This is me except it's when I get to work.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No! Any hero of mine must exactly line up with my ideology! Who cares if he arguably did more praxis than any single leftist I personally know! It's more important that he agrees with the many sacred volumes of theory.

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