UraniumBlazer

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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ahh, for some weird reason I always thought ppl referred to the Abbas fellow as "Bibi". Perhaps it was because "Bibi" sounds Muslim where I come from?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Since when did Modi become woke? Inclusivity for the left-handed community too? Uggh...

/s

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Wait, Bibi is the Palestinian fellow, no?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like the joke flew over ur head

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Can WE be home alone? 🥺

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

My bussy getting bonked right now

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Dayum techno furries

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mommy why has the blue shirt man spilt milkshake everywhere?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

To prevent homeless people from sleeping there.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whatcha workin' with in those jeans

Like what do I have down there? Got a dick. But naah, after a lil bit of pondering, it's prolly my chastity kink. I've always liked snug stuff. So I dunno ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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