[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Brutalmoose is a god damned treasure.

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Found in the wild in Tennessee

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

I use them every day. Making science is rad as fuck.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

He said smarter, not wealthier. I'm getting the guillotine.

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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago
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A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

"Hey, you flippy bint!"

"I... Uhh, hi?"

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Usually some derogatory term. Sometimes I go out of the way to find something in another language or old English.

It's not about saying hello. It's about mind games.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago

Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

Then decompress after. Let fear be your cypher.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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