UtMan1988

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Hail Gay Satan in c/conservative@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the song "Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan"

Nope in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember Gizoogle...

what are some signs an introvert girl likes you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Mine just says "KILL GOKU KILL GOKU"

Sleep and His Half-Brother Death - John William Waterhouse (1874) in c/artporn@lemm.ee
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And they were roommates

Computer, activate the EMH: the Evil Medical Hologram in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"Please state the nature of your genocide."

Ken Burns is in your future in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Guns 'N' Roses

Reddit Got Rid of Their World Buffs in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Me too. I click a reddit link, and the app opens to remind me

After Star Wars and Star Trek, hold your hats for the new Star _____ universe! in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (6 children)

H

My One-Milky-Eyed baby Leela in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Thank you T-T

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My One-Milky-Eyed baby Leela (lemmy.world)
 

Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.

Android 16 will let you share audio to multiple Bluetooth devices at once in c/android@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Why does my phone keep showing me pictures of birds?

Woke up today to find out my demo has 100% Positive rating (from 10/10 reviews) in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!

Handling non-responsive and frozen applications in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

kill -15

Terminate normally if possible.

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The Family Fleet of Dodge Caravans (lemmy.world)
 

I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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Posted unironically on a Keto Facebook page... (lemmy.world)
 

I'll just die, thanks.

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So this is how liberty dies... (lemmy.world)
 
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Sucks to suck! (lemmy.world)
 

Found in the wild in Tennessee

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"Remember This Device" is too passive for my mortgage company... (i.imgur.com)
 
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Louie is very excited to be dressed up this Christmas (lemmy.world)
 
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Temple Run Timer - Legends Of The Hidden Temple (youtu.be)
 

A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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What do I put on my resume when the contract owner of my job changes? (lemmy.world)
 

I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

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His (temp) name is Cooper until someone adopts him... just saying! (lemmy.world)
 
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Cooper says "I'll f***in' do it again" (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by UtMan1988@lemmy.world to c/illegallysmolcats@lemmy.world
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What are some seemingly innocent but really BAD pet names? (lemmy.world)
 

My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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