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I didn't want kids til I met my wife when I was 38. I knew she was the one pretty early on and I knew that if I wanted to to keep dating her I'd have to reconsider my position. I had my first kid at 40 and my 2nd is on the way, and being a father is awesome.

I ended a 5 1/2 year relationship because I didn't want kids with her. The partner you're with definitely matters.

Thanks nice of them to put out water for my 18mo kid

I'm not hot. I'm not ugly, but also not hot and had plenty of dates from dating apps when I was on them.

Good job, not a slob, decent bio, and quality photos of myself.

I was also really selective in who I swiped on. I didn't swipe right on every hot chick. I swiped right on girls I found attractive and best guess from profile lifestyles were similar.

I went out with plenty of attractive women, hooked up with a handful and dated a few. I also went out on plenty of bad dates, the girl who carried a dead lizard she found on the ground. The autistic racist. The girl with gnarly teeth.

Then I randomly met my wife through a coworker.

I'd bet my right nut The only time you've ever thought about women's sports in your life before the trans sports outage was to make fun of it.

I don't like ketchup either but my hatred for mayo is on another stratosphere.

It's not that I don't want to EVER touch my wife it's that I don't want to while I'm trying to fall asleep.

If we collected the extra 7% we could pay down the national debt to something more manageable.

Likely the intended audience is the United States based on the highlighting of it. By leaving them out of the average you get the average of other countries to compare the US against.

I have, still gross.

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I never forget

Do the same thing with butter and it's not gross