altphoto

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[–] altphoto 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

[–] altphoto 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago

Not just that one. Like most of the items listed will do you in.

[–] altphoto 6 points 1 week ago

Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?

C'mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!

Where did you guys put! It!

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago

The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

[–] altphoto 7 points 1 week ago

You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there's no penis but he tries.

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 week ago

I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago
[–] altphoto 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] altphoto 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

[–] altphoto 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!

[–] altphoto 5 points 1 week ago

I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

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