altphoto

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[–] altphoto 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meanwhile in Afghanistan:

Come in Donkey 1! Donkey 1 kanoby?

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks this is very helpful!

[–] altphoto 2 points 1 week ago

Gotta wait for a few years for the character to suddenly show up. LOL.

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago

In Spanish Fugate literally means imperatively "escape". So the whole name means....Tom, escape! Run away man!

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago

And what should I call you, Mister?

Fugato, Thomas Fugato. Stirred, but mostly shaken.

And how much will it be?

One million dollars!

[–] altphoto 1 points 2 weeks ago

They never did fight out how to digitally indicate how much time was left on your cassette.

[–] altphoto 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My car has no charisma but its got years of character.

[–] altphoto 4 points 2 weeks ago

OK but that's not her name.

[–] altphoto 3 points 2 weeks ago

Jealousy brought him back from the dead to hunt his lover's new bitch.

Orange pile just chews and spits. Stupid people just keep jumping in instead of trying to stop him.

[–] altphoto 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

[–] altphoto 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is the real problem, not transgender people. When they're done covering up the gaps, can they also please install a really loud fan? I want to fart openly and with gusto.

[–] altphoto 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh her hair! Dyed her hair! Got it.

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