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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 14 hours ago

Cum with us!

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 39 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

We'll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Now there's a brand new sentence (probably)

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Thank you, Internet.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 12 points 20 hours ago

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 47 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

that would be an ecumenical matter

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 14 hours ago

How right you are, Father. How right you are!

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.

The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.

What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

God sounds like a massive piece of shit.

Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!

JK! LOL Here's my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we're cool, right?

No man.... We're pretty damn far from cool....

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeah but kids are often more progressive than the parents

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 12 hours ago

Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭

My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple's unicorn.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

"Come with us!"

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 175 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Nah. They're shopping for a third.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.

[–] altphoto 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

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