altphoto

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[–] altphoto -4 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Yeah in the US they prefer more economic units of the right skin color to be born.

Recipe:
Fuck....no baby?...
Fuck again..
Fuck some more....
Baby!.....OK you're on your own!
Baby is now 5 years old.... Go to jail! Baby is now 18.. Shot accidentally.... Oops we were looking for another guy...oops we didn't have a warrant and the guy was sleeping but he came at us when he suddenly woke up... Oops brown....oops black.....oops Asian oops Indian... Not worth as a human anyway.... Blah blah blah cops.

Such is America now.

[–] altphoto 2 points 2 days ago
[–] altphoto 3 points 3 days ago

Introducing Space X expedited flights from Florida to anywhere in the world... Remote pickup not included in conflict regions.

[–] altphoto 8 points 3 days ago

Lol that's like the mass of people coming out of mass on a Sunday afternoon.

[–] altphoto 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait for "chicken jockey!". Or the continuous "LA LA LA lava! Chi chi chi chicken!... Uhh mamacita now you're ringing the bell"

[–] altphoto 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

[–] altphoto 2 points 3 days ago

Efficient racial profiling.

[–] altphoto 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I literally just tasted this at Costco...you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies... It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I'm gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

[–] altphoto 13 points 3 days ago

Yup protests have no head to kill. So try as they may this will continue until we are sure no nazis are inside our political system.

[–] altphoto 1 points 3 days ago

Don't forget to run?

[–] altphoto 8 points 3 days ago

Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.

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