betelgeuse

joined 2 years ago
[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago (7 children)

He had a cold. His back hurt. He didn't get much sleep. He was thirsty. He head a headache. He stayed up gaming all night.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

An apt visual metaphor, Obama holding up Joe Biden

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Uh oh your astute observations just got 5 pinocchios!

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 65 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

SHE'S

RUNNING

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

modafinil shortage

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Oh boy expect a human trafficking story to come out of Ukraine in a few years.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Were there twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes. Were there real intentions behind these messages, the answer is absolutely not. These were casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate, but nothing more. Nothing illegal happened, no pictures were shared, no crimes were committed, I never even met the individual. I went through a lengthy arbitration regarding a civil dispute with twitch and that case was resolved by a settlement. Let me be clear, it was not a criminal case against me and no criminal charges have ever been brought against me.

Did I sext a child? Yes. Were there intentions? Yes. Were the intentions real? Define real. What is real anyways? Are you real? Am I real?

Look, I settled in a civil case okay? It wasn't even criminal!

 

Anyone else enjoying the modernized messy bitch drama?

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone has been training it on c/badposting

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Between the plaid shirt guy and the white hoodie guy

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

green shirt is a hexbear poster now. trust me.

 
 

Even though we had a little bit of warning about federation, I think we're off to a rocky start. Maybe we should have compiled a list of things we think that may make other people very upset. That way they can quickly get to know what we're about and go hide in a social media bubble if it scares them.

I figure I'd start with a good one. America deserved 9/11. I'm burying the lede a bit with that one. I don't think random acts of violence really accomplish much and I don't think randos, albeit imperial core randos, should die. But this wasn't a random act of violence, was it?

There's a little something called Foucault's Boomerang. Basically it's the tools, means, and experiments carried out by imperial countries tend to make their way back home one way or another. Military gear gets tried out on the battlefield then next thing you know cops at home have the same equipment. It also works for cause and effect. America did 9/11 to itself.

After WWII America courted the monarchy of Saudi Arabia, who had some really "interesting" religious ideas at the time, to ensure a source of oil. Oil was very important to American manufacturing and the war effort. Our domestic reserves helped us get through WWII. We needed more. So the US decided to look the other way on Saudi foreign policy while they ensured us first dibs on the oil. The UK also made deals on building their infrastructure and finance needs, to which the US eventually pushed them of the back rooms where such deals were made. But that's another story.

The US also backed anti-Soviet/anti-Communist groups in the Middle-East as they had in other parts of the world. This meant giving aide and weapons and training to those groups. In exchange they would beat up all the communists and pro-soviet people in their country and keep the borders open for US trade.

Not to "yadda yadda yadda" through a lot of interesting history but the US made a lot of enemies and ruined former alliances in these places because we valued the exploitation of their resources more than the actual relationships formed. Once the Soviets were gone, we could just do what we wanted to them and there was nobody left to oppose us.

So our former (and some current) friends stabbed us in the back. The imperialism boomeranged back home and we got a terrorist attack on US soil.

The people who died didn't particularly deserve it but people die when an imperial power does imperialism. That's part of why it's bad. Imperialism will never benefit the common person, it will only hurt us in the end. You best believe all this funding, weapons, and shit going into Ukraine will come back on us too.

What are some other real-ass takes for our visitors who need disillusioning?

 

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