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[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago
[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

joe biden is begging the audience to stop the cacophony of demons screaming a chorus in his head but they can't stop it, nobody can stop it

edit: ah fuck you said wrong answers only

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Biden: Cacophony of Demons is a movie I want to see.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

biden-harbinger He is charging up his eye beams.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

President Bill Biben from the dystopian satire of american culture edge smasher, a cult hit but got panned by critics for being "unbelievable". In this scene President Biben is ranting and raving about seeing ghosts when he used to be a bellhop in 1901.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

when he used to be a bellhop in 1901.

Did I see that movie?

Ninja edit: Or maybe it was Jerry Lewis.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Jordan Peterson a split second before his Jackie Chan impression

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

"These Russian guys put me in a cage made of chicken wire, man. And then they dumped this dang black oil on my face, and it went into my eyes!"

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

A lich gestures to his temples in an attempt to control others' minds through their dreams, 1323 DR, colorized.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I cued it up to a random spot with cheering - Biden speaks at campaign rally in North Carolina following debate. They must have put in a huge number of ringers into the audience. There's no way they could be that excited about Joe Fucking Tired Old Man Dead Man Walking Biden. No way at all.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's stimmed up but still has that spacey look

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He's got them crazy eyes.

I bet they make 100% sure Biden only appears in public or meets the media long before sundown. He's been a pol for ~50 years so he sometimes can get on the stump and do his angry old man thing. He seems to be in excellent form there. But I'd bet my life savings he can't do that once it's getting dark. And they desperately don't to give the public single reminder of how broken down he is.

[–] Heifer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FREAKIN' THINK NO MORE, MAN! GET OUT OF ME HEAD! GET OUT OF ME HEAD, MAN!

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

scene from the first movie in the reboot of the scanners cinematic universe

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

"Everything you are is gonna become me..."

Where's Michael Ironside when you need him?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Javier Milei's father....

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

About to mock a Chinese person