Live debate footage:

Maybe the Bolivian coup would have worked if he was in on it

Japanese snow monkey

This is what we’re calling white weaboos now

He hit the vape too hard and got H4N20

it's her turn

for every question Trump instead deflected with some conservative talking point, frequently the "border crisis" even though biden is just as racist as trump was when it came to immigration. biden would rebut with a vague, breathless "actually everything is great and americans are happy, mack" even though everything is horrible and americans aren't happy. in the beginning they fought over who is more zionist. at some point in the middle the moderators asked directly about what each would do about drug addiction; trump said he bought "certain dogs" to sniff out drugs, biden said we have machine for that, jack.

the debate has come down to dogs vs. machines

Hunter smoked the crack but Joe lost the lung capacity 😔

their haircuts are stupid but so were ours so they get a pass

mysterious orange liquid

never get in a helicopter (or other small aircraft)