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[–] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Japanese snow monkey

This is what we’re calling white weaboos now

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Ohshit it's pronounjak-rage

[–] goose@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

He's halfway through Animorphing into an American flag

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a white guy this red before in my life.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clearly you've never visited the American rural south in the months of basically April to June

The reddest, most skin-peeling-off, barbed wire on the bicep having people on earth

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clearly you’ve never visited the American rural south

And I never fucking will.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fair

There's really nothing redeeming

I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white (or sunburn-red)... it's probably cool. I haven't been in like 20 years despite half my family being down there. Can't say I'm missing much. Mostly just a miserably hot, humid, hellscape of racists

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white

Despite ticking all the boxes I still fucking won't.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Red mad and nude online.

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

You don't fool me that's Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:

"Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Japanese

How international-community-1international-community-2 of you, he clearly devolved into a "macaco ingles"

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch's corpse

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not how evolution works!

Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they've spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

they always look like that

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

See also Cacajao calvus aka "english monkey"

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Danish people after eating buldak ramen

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Macaque Attack

[–] goose@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

He is one brown t-shirt away from being Neapolitan

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

japanese snow monkey is a monumental upgrade compared to glenn beck

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Spicy Cheeto

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Bullshit. Only a loving God could create such a magnificent creature.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The reddest, maddest, yet not nudest (mercifully)

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think he's one of those guys who only only eats red meat to trigger the vegans.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Glenn Beck says trans rights?!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

When “one chip challenge” and “betcha can’t eat just one”’collide