I'm not a medic at all, but would guess that since alcohol tends to liquefy blood, it could explain why you bruise when you've been drinking. It's also the reason why it's better to not drink alcohol the day before getting a tattoo, as you'll bleed more.
Now, with the inverse reasoning, maybe you don't bruise because your blood is "too thick", whatever that could mean? Maybe ask a physician ?
At first I thought "This guy's done", then I thought "There are still Russians not indoctrinated, and they got balls. Let's hope it sparkles some things in others".
Like if this side must be exactly 34 wheel revolutions long, you put a dent on the side of your wheel, you roll it in a straight line, and when your dent touches the ground for the 34th time, you just measured a length with a wheel.
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The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I'm in my car, and even then it doesn't work correctly.
Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who's that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of...
It's a low hanging fruit, but I mean... The tree doesn't have a lot of higher fruits, and they're not as tasty anyway.
Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a Mastodon.
+1 to MyNoise.net. I use it everyday and it's really the best website out there. So much that I've set up a monthly donation to the site owner.
You seem to have been really triggered by that innocent and random comment. Would you like some mint tea?
Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?