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omg is he actually this guy

obligatory "pure moods" commercial

oh memories of listening to this album with my new issue of adbusters

damn mouse retconned jizz

The opening was such a tease, made it seem like there actually might be some tension and consequences, but we can't have any of that now can we

even though I kinda liked it overall the callbacks were all forced and unnecessary. the actual lore stuff was even done well, but the one liners and stuff were just jarring

I would just like to add his attempt at a "prank show" to this conversation https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800100/

Cower before my balsa wood air force

All I have to say about retail is if I hear the phrase "sense of urgency" one more goddamn time I'll probably do nothing cause I need a dumb job

5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel, I think I've got how to move the knights backward in time but not across dimensions yet

I stumbled across the "dry bar" channel on youtube so I think it'd look like that, lot's of rambling incoherent jokes about kids with pink hair and cop comedians