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What if I did it?

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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You ain't old enough to have done it

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Ted Cruz killed his first victim when he was -2, don’t let anyone tell you that you’re too young to succeed! wholesome

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What, you would go out and kill Nicole Brown Simpson apropos nothing is that the bit lmao

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I’m just asking questions

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

She killed his car and stole his dog

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

What if both their bodies just did that

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

He did so under the orders of Leslie Nielsen

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What if I did it?

antelope-popcorn

I stole a heart attack gun from a fed by using one of thos dinosaur grabber toys

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well he was broke at this point due to legal fees and fines, so a provocative book makes sense if you want to sell. But it was seized by the victims’ families and he didn’t make anything.

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

pretty baller to get his book money

[–] shath@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

releasing a book called "if i did it" which switches from a hypothetical framework to first person over the course of the book

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Did you do it?

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

an amazing, storied life

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

What if I did it?

glove says no

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The glove, among other things

[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

How can we be sure anyone did anything or was anywhere? Even in cases where there were eye witnesses or DNA evidence, none of that is conclusive in the pure sense, it's just a testimony and occurrence. There's always a possibility that everyone is lying, the video evidence has been tampered with, the fingerprints were planted or perhaps the lab mistakenly identified them as so-and-sos when they were really someone else's. All we can do is determine based on the available knowledge and wisdom of the day how likely it was that a crime was committed based on the evidence.

With the case of OJ, there was a pattern of abusive behavior in his relationship with his ex wife, DNA evidence at the crime scene, and the murder itself based on the condition of the bodies of the deceased and the state of the crime scene suggested that the assailant committed an intensely violent act on Nicole and her friend, not characteristic of a botched robbery etc. Along with OJs testimony and his suspiciously timed travel arrangements, and in the absence of another theoretical perpetrator, there is a pretty compelling case against him.

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would just like to add his attempt at a "prank show" to this conversation https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800100/

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Half the pranks being "Oh shit that's OJ Simpson! Didn't he kill someone?"