oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it
detectivesniffles
it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:
- 3 eggs, beaten
- 1 tsp sunflower oil
- 1 tsp butter
- heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
- pour eggs into pan
this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started
replies to two separate people thinking they're the same person > makes an unhinged claim that both these people (that you still think is one person) must be evil people > tells them to get help
don't change lemmy
bottom surgery? no thanks, i already have a butt
this is what a functional relationship looks like
so do they like... play fetch?
buyer's remorse much? i don't know what you were expecting buying a pill to project lines and you aren't even straight
actual girboss on a roll with no signs of slowing down 💅👩🦽
~~when~~ if i acquire a pair of unix socks then sure
i tried twice before and failed both times because i didn't realize it needed the exclamation mark. thanks
finally a chance to reveal some of my more hidden qualities
one of my favourite dog references for sure