detectivesniffles

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[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

one of my favourite dog references for sure

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1 tsp sunflower oil
  • 1 tsp butter
  • heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
  • pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

replies to two separate people thinking they're the same person > makes an unhinged claim that both these people (that you still think is one person) must be evil people > tells them to get help

don't change lemmy

bottom surgery? no thanks, i already have a butt

this is what a functional relationship looks like

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

so do they like... play fetch?

buyer's remorse much? i don't know what you were expecting buying a pill to project lines and you aren't even straight

actual girboss on a roll with no signs of slowing down 💅👩‍🦽

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~when~~ if i acquire a pair of unix socks then sure

i tried twice before and failed both times because i didn't realize it needed the exclamation mark. thanks

finally a chance to reveal some of my more hidden qualities

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