dumbass

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

I didn't even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

Nah, you're talking to me. we just have the same defeated look on our faces.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

that dismal display was 45 million?

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

I think you're probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They definitely haven't had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

They released Cosby sweater a few months before Bill Cosby's arrest.

They didn't have the phrase 'Big tiddy goth girls' back then.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?