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joined 2 years ago
My boyfriend's name is Robert and I saved this to my personal Discord account to send at a random time later.
My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don't appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won't let other people being assholes change that.
The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.
"So much for the tolerant left!"
It keeps popping up in my feed and I have to say... those men aren't dull.
What a fantastic blast of nostalgia.
I always end up marrying him. Every time I think I'm going to marry someone else he says he has a tiny crab in his pocket or he doesn't know why he hasn't shaved all his hair off in a fit of passion and suddenly I'm at the altar again.
I find this hilarious but the Penny stans are gonna be maaaaad.
Thank you.
I'm pretty active in ADHD spaces and seeing "then try to improve" set my teeth on edge.
I grew up with assholes trying to tell me to just "work on it." Makes me crazy we live in the future and there are still people so entitled that they'll tell disabled people "tough cookie."
Wouldn't be a cream pie.
It'd be puddin.
I'm not a spoiler person but look up the order you should visit the glyphs if you want maximum impact.
I've now achieved peak humor.