flucksy_bango

I'm trans and ace and this stuff confuses the everloving fuck out of me. A lot of stuff confuses me though, so I don't judge.

Wait, now I'm confused. Planes don't eat dinosaurs? What was Sully about, then?

Did you get drunk on Wednesday? Why wouldn't you remember you need to wake up the night before and set an alarm?

I can't remember if you can kill him with confirmed bachelor, but I take all bets.

Yeah?! Well, I'm gonna go see what Caesar thinks!

You would if you could, spartacus. It'll be a special someone who takes me out.

You've gotta be pretty fucked up to drown in a hot tub

Really? I'm completely unsurprised he drowned in a hot tub. I figured that or overdose. He's been a mess for a while.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby, what a way to go.

I couldn't imagine. I very much want to leave.

I wouldn't be terribly surprised. I grew up in Geneva, but I lived in Oviedo when I was in high school.

I've lived in central Florida my entire life.

When I was starting at a new job I mentioned that I grew up in Geneva. The person I was chatting with were curious and asked what it was like growing up in Europe. I responded that if I was raised in Europe I'd never live in Florida. Geneva, FL is a fucking armpit.

Yeah...

I kinda caught on to what was happening around the time the wife showed up. When the baby was born I knew something terrible was about to happen. I was not ready for happened.