funktion

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[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

This comment section is full of people who haven't read the article or seen benchmarking videos lmao

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

You're assuming they think using logic. You're wrong. They go by emotion, and you can't use logic to reason with them.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That M is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this scenario

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Canon Jaheira is probably battle master 6/land druid 6

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

My old DM would do this.

He would also sometimes hand players little notes: often full of info that their character would know but had to be kept secret from other players.

But sometimes, the note would be empty aside from a request for the player to not say anything.

The level of tension when the DM hands out a note to everyone but you is... something.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The one time it was a Pam Anderson nude was when I tried to download the music video of Linkin Park - Papercut, turned out to be the intro credits to Barb Wire on loop

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pamela Anderson nude or horrifying decapitation? Time to roll the dice!

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I have a 4k blu-ray remux of Misery that has a 104 Mpbs bitrate. But there are only a couple of movies in my collection that break 100. Most of my remuxes are around 50 to 70.

Anyhoo it's all moot in terms of network speed since I just use a htpc to play all of them.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not too difficult to do with some of the broken builds and items. Monk/Rogue can do it, as can GWM Sorlockadin and throwing Barb/Rogue.

Then of course there's the goomba stomp monk but you're gonna be there forever.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

100%. If you as a DM get salty about the players using the tools given to them, you're a bad DM.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My approach is basically: One playthrough for the story I want. One playthrough for the story the game gives me. One playthrough where I just be an evil fucking bastard.

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