Even in Britain, the slow lane on two-human-wide escalators is on the right. It confounds me.
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Every time Americans are assigned a Republican president, the amount of Americans entitled to seek asylum elsewhere ticks up again.
I would prefer God existed simply so that there were a proper forum to air my grievances.
In those moments when it seems likely that Christian God very much exists, and is a vengeful and micromanaging hide-and-seek champion Who allows children to have cancer, and with Whom I’d be in a clearly abusive relationship, He, too, appears to be a sadistic con artist of the nepobaby, MLM-upline variety.
It gives say-no-to-me-or-any-other-male-in-my-fam-and-we’ll-dump-acid-on-you vibes
Don’t shake them too hard or they stretch. But hang everything absofuckinglutely immediately after they’re outta the washer or dryer. Like rn.
That’s actually and ironically super encouraging to hear! I’ve become afraid of this trap that I see miserable older people slide into at will.
Thank you.
Heads up: I’m sure you know, but others might not, that Mother Teresa was a sadistic con artist.
Instead of living that long, I would like to donate those years to the rest of you people. What’s 120 ÷ 8 000 000 000?
At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster's. Kit:
~~I also don’t recall the president denouncing Hamas very much during his address to the nation about the coup. Literally Hitler.~~
Sorry. This was more middle-of-the-night attempted sarcasm and even less topical. Sorry.