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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is great tho. Makes much less of a mess and probably has a better success rate too.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but then it’s still gonna be… wriggling

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not for long but im no roach biologist...

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Unless it pierced something major(probably not) it will be wriggling for the next day at least. Trust me. I'm no roach biologist either.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Not attracting smeagle is just another read to use a shoe

[–] cordlesslamp 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Let me introduce you "The Bug Spray Can". 🤯

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah turning my room into a gas chamber is great

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

So take it outside. It's already on a carrying stick.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have actually done this too, I have pics of the darted roach somewhere. I think it took me 3 shots to get one to hit it.

The roach does not die from the dart, it's just going to keep moving until you pull it down and squash it or something. I wouldn't recommend it unless you just want to get some live target practice and need to kill a roach.

I guess the whole "roaches are unkillable" thing is true. Reminded me of this whacky song by Hobo Johnson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgK-JJ4jpY

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Husband material right there. The line forms on the right, girls.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What if they're in Britain or any of the left-hand drive countries?

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In Britain you don’t form a queue. The queue forms you.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

And it doesn't matter where it's located.

You'll just wind up in the queue regardless.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Even in Britain, the slow lane on two-human-wide escalators is on the right. It confounds me.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yes it's very weird.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

I'm getting some real "Fallout 3 tutorial" vibes

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

"Oh, blow dart, ja? Super."

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

My dad was gifted one of these bug-a-salt salt guns for a birthday. None of us had ever had so much fun killing flies lol.

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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A cheap springer airsoft pistol works pretty good in my experience

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen those bug asalt guns? They fire salt at them

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They really only work on small flies

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

They can get cockroaches, but the nozzle has to be like 2.54 cm or less away from it otherwise the velocity dropoff is too great.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago
[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Didn't know your boyfriend was Mimi-Seku did ya.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Blowguns are awesome!