Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

Hee

how do I install X

Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy

“Enjoy the next 24 hours”

sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

so it’s pronounced Toys “ya” Us, not Toys “are” Us?

and all he got was that lousy t-shirt

Can’t speak for TikTok as i’ve never really used it, but Shorts and Reels do have a seek bar at the bottom of the screen. It’s barely noticeable at first but it’s there. And on Shorts you can tap once on the screen to pause the video if you’re on mobile.

Now, I love to hate on the smartphone-ification of web video as much as the next person, but this meme just feels like bait.

Discovery of new music is so much easier now with Spotify/YouTube/etc. In the past you had a slim-to-none chance of coming across a band/artist/album outside your local scene, no matter what the genre. Back then you kind of had to be "in the know" for that to happen.

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

“WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??!?!?”

Classic.

not trying to turn this into a contest but…

got out, over 2 years ago