miz
to follow existing conventions I suggest :lenin-point:
this is going to do decades worth of brand damage to that label
puff, the stress of your arrest this morning for sex trafficking may be clouding your judgment
oooh the Occupation is going to get a strongly worded letter!
foot fetishist parody of Drift Away
gimme the feet boys and free those soles,
I wanna get lost between those toes, and lick away
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON COCK AND HOLE
“Crowning" the landlords and parading them through the villages. This sort of thing is very common. A tall paper-hat is stuck on the head of one of the local tyrants or evil gentry, bearing the words "Local tyrant so-and-so" or "So-and-so of the evil gentry". He is led by a rope and escorted with big crowds in front and behind. Sometimes brass gongs are beaten and flags waved to attract people's attention. This form of punishment more than any other makes the local tyrants and evil gentry tremble. Anyone who has once been crowned with a tall paper-hat loses face altogether and can never again hold up his head. Hence many of the rich prefer being fined to wearing the tall hat. But wear it they must, if the peasants insist. One ingenious township peasant association arrested an obnoxious member of the gentry and announced that he was to be crowned that very day. The man turned blue with fear. Then the association decided not to crown him that day. They argued that if he were crowned right away, he would become case-hardened and no longer afraid, and that it would be better to let him go home and crown him some other day. Not knowing when he would be crowned, the man was in daily suspense, unable to sit down or sleep at ease.
—Mao Zedong, Report On An Investigation of the Peasant Movement in Hunan, March 1927
[huge explosion]
I was just trying to charge my Samsung Galaxy 8!
the most disgusting indiscriminate terrorism and yet western media won't name it for what it is because
kinda want to feed your first paragraph into an image generator
EDIT: what I should have said is, "I want to comission this from an artist" but the bazinga is all around me