Almost like they've seen it before...

Will the AI toothbrush feel sadness when I shove it in my ass?

I was really hoping that the editor's note for that would point out that Biden was technically correct because Roman decimation only removed a 10th of their fighting forces. Instead it was just pure propaganda

Don't you mean Gaytheon?

...Riley? O_o

Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire?

Denver, the last dinosaur without his radical shades

But Brooklyn without limits is han made in Usa!

Ask not for who the ape slurps, for it slurps for thee

IIRC (used to live in Louisiana), after the BP oil spill, oil execs were offering shit tons of money for people to take them to and from the spill site. A lot of fishermen (who could no longer fish) told them to fuck off. The offer was on the table, and I remember a bunch of suburban chuds taking out loans to buy boats so that they could do it. Looking back in to it now, it looks like BP was sued for not pay people to ferry them, like they promised lol

That's because Ukraine is the feel-good forever war that liberals care about...however, most Americans have completely moved on as it is outside of the 3 month window that you can get people to care about shit. Outside of reddit, I don't think many liberals care anymore, but I guess the dems are trying to reignite that fire?

Also, it plays into the "Putin bad" and "Trump is a Putin puppet" narrative that just gets screeched into oblivion. I believe that the dems have a plan, for when Biden eats shit in the election, to blame Russia, again, for 4 years so that they can retake the presidency in 2028 (while fundraising nonstop for the entire time).

Missing the MVC2 player wearing a support glove