ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but not on the lips.

[–] ouRKaoS 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump's base in a few days: Melania? Isn't she an immigrant? She only married Trump to get citizenship! Deport her!

[–] ouRKaoS 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jurassic Park released in 1993. 31 years ago...

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that creamsicle is chef's kiss; definitely my favorite.

As a Nightshift Psychopath™ my caffeine dependencies are a bit different than "normal" people who drink coffee and don't get accused of Vampirism. A buddy of mine used to make "pixie stix" out of C4 powder & Boba Straws for the times you get voluntold into a 16hr shift.

I haven't reached that point yet, but I've thought about it more than I thought I would.

[–] ouRKaoS 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

[–] ouRKaoS 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They don't want them to die immediately, though.

They're supposed to keep their mouth shut and push out babies until they die...

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't say repeal, I would say adapt & clarify.

If the original purpose was for a "well regulated militia," then there should be regulations and training for you to be able to own a gun.

Fail your certification, lose your license.

[–] ouRKaoS 9 points 1 month ago

Are you criticizing my MIDI art?

[–] ouRKaoS 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I deal with it through a lifetime of developing thick skin, education, and comedy.

The occasional threat of handing out 3/5's of an ass whooping helps as well.

[–] ouRKaoS 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm black. Been judged and profiled my whole life.

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Skittles and Starburst flavors are the ones I usually go after, but yeah, they stiff you on the caffeine.

Reign is my go to, can get a 24 pack at Sam's club for $35. 8 each of white gummi bear, orange creamsicle, and rainbow sherbet.

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 1 month ago

The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don't like her and won't give her a new one.

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