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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If he dies early in the morning they’ll be bankrupt by 10am

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] ouRKaoS 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you're saying someone can Kill Trump & get free gas!?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Whatever works

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They would just be out of gas instead of being bankrupt. As it's big tanks under the ground and not an infinite supply.

Just to be pedantic.

[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He have to die in his sleep, otherwise no fee gas for you

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Without his illegal market manipulation, they might break even.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro I'm rolling up at 12:00:01. Cause you know the moment he gets his cream of methies breakfast hell start.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"last 24 hours".

You know what, I'm sure "last 12 hours" would work too.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Hey man don't close the loopholes.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

We need to stop subsidizing gas and oil.