Hmmm kids. Cardinals. Raw dogging…
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
The cardinals shouldn’t be raw dogging anyone but it’s funny because they do.
I got it!
Don’t eat the crab dip! Yeah yeah!
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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This is nothing new. Cardinals have been rawdogging kids for centuries.
Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of
This is what the kids are referring to:
Anyone who is comfortable conversing within the confines of their own mind for hours on end without pause or distraction, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion
I'm a weird psycho then. When the infotainment screens are available, I like watching other people's screens. I've seen The Spy Who Dumped Me twice with no audio. I think I've got a pretty good grasp of the plot though.
I kind of have trouble not watching the other screens, if they happen to fall within my field of view.
Did the spy dump you?
the spy complained it was like they never listened
I watched the new Count of Monte Cristo on my flight to Europe recently. Good movie, my only problem is that they didn't treat Mercedes' final encounter with the Edmond right. Honestly that part made me so angry, they did everything else so right but the ~~main~~ greatest lesson that Edmond and the reader must learn and they let him get away with it... (some things cannot be forgiven) Oh well. The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all time favorites, so I am probably a little more critical then I should be.
So that is only a 3 hour movie and the flight was 10 hours... at about the 5 hour mark, I notice someone in front of me just start the movie... I watched it again on their screen.
Then I watched some other movie on someone elses screen. I have no idea what it was but it was actually a good experience.
So long story short, I understand that appeal and I might watch other peoples screens more often on long flights. Its not bad at all. Especially when they turn on subtitles
I'm neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's a sage!
Or an air marshal
in jeans
Oh the horror lmao
That actually sounds rather pleasant, minus the book. Air travel is great for books.
I mean soon as you add the book, it's an entirely different proposition because now you have entertainment, so you're traveling like a sane person.
Though personally I don't know if I could concentrate with the noise. ANC and podcast for me, I'll just accept that I'm less cultured.
Books great. I probably would still read manga instead though.
Manga is books
Meh, close enough, same spirit.
It's the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.
Yeah, some jeans are stiff but I've definitely got a couple older pair that are softer and that I'd much rather wear than slacks.
But if I REALLY wanted to be uncomfortable on a plane... I still have my mawashi from when I briefly did amateur sumo!
He's all about challenges
People out there just raw dogging the internet with no ad blocker or private dns or nothing.
True rawdogging was limewire.
Once after 3 days of downloading a concert video, it turned up to be some random porn.
Lol, i once tried to get that command and conquer FPS game from lime wire, it ended up being Max Payne which was a great game but not what I was expecting.
The fact that it wasn't a "reinstall Windows" level of virus is a win.
Was that FPS Commandos or am I getting mixed up?
Not again 😫
Matthew 5:34-37
34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one
So who introduced the oath of secrecy?
The one who dyes his hair
No
Deep cut
The kids call it mmph mmphim because the cardinals have their dicks in their mouths.
Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?
Does a cardinal float?
Yes, but only diagonally
They're a witch! A WITCH!
It is a rape adaptation... so
You mean the birds or the baseball player?
Isn't the sound more like gak gak gork...?
Only if they enjoy it
Please don't joke about raping children.
As an 80's kid I can honestly say "rawdogging it" was magnitudes better.
I'm gonna need a clip if this is real
Is it really that hard to just not look at the phone? I moved all of my internet entertainment to my laptop and I only ever use my phone for calling or government stuff.
Cardinal Joe Lycett second from the front