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Boot Loop - ties someone's shoelaces together

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn't think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

Pablo Sanchez is OP.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

Back in my day, coaches didn't let you have water, because it was a sign of weakness that you needed "a break", and it was the water filling your stomach that actually caused the cramps...

How do I volunteer as tribute?

There's a place near me that makes "Crispy Phillies", essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

Mai Shiranui says their fanservice game is weak.

Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.

But they'll continue singing forever, they just won't know what they're singing anymore.

For my American brethren:

Hmm?

Hm mm.

Hmm?

Mm hmm.

Because IT people are smart enough to ask for payment up front.