this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Response to report.

Is this post painfully unfunny: Yes Should this post be removed: No.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is a shitpost sub at the end of the day. Idk if this was meant as a shitpost but it works as one

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A bunch of women stand there motionless, yet somehow a huge crowd of claps is heard.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Worse....a bunch of men standing there motionless, yet a huge crowd clapping roars the room ...and some farts.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sorry I had dairy

[–] lath@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why does the top right image look like something a cat might have coughed out?

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mind cannot comprehend whats going on in the top right image

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a steak taco? Why you'd want to stretch it out is beyond me.

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a birria taco but your point still stands.

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its a quesabirria and the point does not stand. It stretches whenever you bite.

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

They're talking about pulling it open as in the pic, which makes it get cold, let's all the goodness fall out and ruins the dippiness imo.

But you do you, I'm not your abuella.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a quesadilla and a Philly cheese steak had a baby. I'll take two

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 2 months ago

There's a place near me that makes "Crispy Phillies", essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is the lower right as cheesy and greesy as the others?

[–] Luminocta@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Who stuck their dick in my food?!"

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 months ago

Sorry, my bad.

Like warm apple pie.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago

Hey, don't knock it till you try it!

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

never ate an asian woman but I'll take your word for it

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

You're hungry again an hour

[–] Toes@ani.social 10 points 2 months ago

Memes that need to be gifs

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

It's actually mucus.

[–] palarith@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

With the qr code its just a poorly disguised ad for feet pics

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

If you pull that apart and it reminds you of grilled cheese you might want to reconsider your dining location

Go back to Facebook.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Why the foot though?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Guys get it the joke is PORN and SEX! Isn't that funny?!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Very cheesy

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeast posting

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

the uneven mesh is weird, thought the foot was just the dense part