smokebuddy

He killed the original Alfalfa!!

If it flies, it spies

No more coffee but plenty of PRIME(tm) for all!

William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think

There are portable washing machines that hook to a kitchen tap and drain to the sink, had one when renting a place with no laundry on-site and just hung dry everything. So much better than going to a laundromat weekly, and paid for itself too.

In Canada we already have Power Corporation (what a name), they've owned our Prime Ministers for decades

https://niagaraindependent.ca/power-corps-50-years-behind-quebec-prime-ministers/

I had a friend come back from a work trip to Saskatchewan talking about how the skeevy strip club in town had the "toonie toss". I don't remember too much of the story except that they also didn't have booze

How many of you were hit with mallets last week?

The price of rakes and yard vacuums would skyrocket. City parks would be fenced off and guarded by armed militia the way natural diamond deposits are. In cartoons, those giant paper yard waste bags would be the new sack with dollar sign printed on them. Everyone would suddenly hate the Toronto Maple Leafs (oh they already do? never mind that one)