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Anyone who fails to return their shopping cart to the cart corral will be subject to their choice of:

• $500 fine (or equivalent in local currency)
• a week in jail
• 100 hours community service
• 24 hours in a pillory

Oh no! Anyway…

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Looks like the post is referring to a Medikinet product that could also be described as delayed release or modified release, instead of the word which was censored in the post. In case anyone else was confused like me.

That’s not a man cave, that’s a jack shack.

I enjoyed this show, which feels odd because I’ve never been on a cruise.

I also enjoyed watching the Below Decks shows before we got rid of satellite.

Sure, it wasn’t premium prestige tv like The Wire or Breaking Bad or Mad Men, but tv shows shouldn’t have to all be lauded as high art to exist.

Darren in The Middle is a contender.

But does it have a Whataburger?

There are three kinds of falsehoods: lies; damned lies; and ~~statistics~~ poorly conceived maps.

The only way to win this shit is to not play

Why work at a steady pace toward a quality product in a timely and low stress manner when you could instead be paralyzed by executive function until the last possible moment that you could still turn in a minimally acceptable product after working in a furious panic?