tombruzzo

joined 10 months ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

This will be the next Blood Incantation album cover and it will go hard as fuck

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

You called?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

This is the way. We should all be heatmaxxing our food just because

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Good point, they should also be extremely fuckable at all times

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Pour the molten burger slag straight down my gullet

 

They should be served fresh off the grill with coals pressed into the patty, on a heated stone plate.

They should be garnished with shaved chillies and spicy oil, with pickled jalapeños and 'one chip challenge' corn chips between the buns.

And to top it all off, they should only be accompanied by a warm glass of salt water to wash it all down

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many funkopop novels you read, Girb?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I think the main problem with public urination is exposing yourself. Pee yourself without getting your bits out and you should be fine

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hasn't he seen The Batman? It was The Riddler blowing things up in that one

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Good girls can make bad posts

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Do you still need an invite to join libsky?

 

I think if you're just reading a screenplay, it's a boneless movie.

But if you're making a movie, it's the bones of the movie

 
 
 
 

This image is really just me. I'm an angel, but I've got a bit of a dark side. It's like, I'm all chill and shit, but if you cross me, I'll fuck you up. You know?

Like, I can be real sweet, but I also have a bit of a fucked up dark side. If you're lucky, you'll never see it. If you get really lucky, you just might. 🤫

So yeah, this image is cool as hell. It's just me all over, both sides

 
 

The fact it's furry already implies it's gay

 

How satisfied/comforted does thinking about the above image make you feel?

 

Honestly, a streaming service should buy the rights to this and put out an Orgy of the Dead variety show every year.

It's a nudie cutie where women take turns dancing topless and a couple has to watch for some reason. The dialogue between the hosts and the monster characters could be perfect banter and a Greek chorus, but it just goes nowhere. It's so captivatingly bad it could easily make your annual Halloween watch list.

I could see a modern version working so well that's full of drag, burlesque, and whatever other weird freaky stuff you can come up with.

The 1965 version is camp, it needs to go all out gay.

You can probably find it on YouTube or other means, I got reminded about Orgy of the Dead from a Mubi email, it may not be available in your country on there though.

 
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