vamputer

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[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 1 points 8 months ago

Adding lime branches onto a lemon tree to grow the Sprite Treeβ„’.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 5 points 8 months ago

This message brought to you by Staring at the Wall for Fucking Hours Gang. πŸ’ͺ😀

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That, combined with the number of times I've seen a mobile game ad try to open my browser (without the phone even being in my hands, so I didn't touch shit), makes me genuinely wonder how bad it can possibly get before any authority steps up and holds Google accountable.

..If any authority ever holds them accountable, of course.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 68 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hmm..you may be right. I'll get my Hispanic friend to run it and see if he gets the same result.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 1 points 8 months ago

Pro Life until birth.

It's more fun when they can run and plead for those lives, I guess.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the mods can restrict it to, like..Windows Wednesday or something.

One day a week, everyone can post about leaving Windows, why Windows sucks, why Windows is gonna fail in 2024, maybe post a picture of their monitor saying "Now Uninstalling Windows," all the good shit we've seen a hundred times by now.

Then, we can all get the hell on with our lives until next week.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 20 points 8 months ago

Not only that, but if you have no choice but to buy a car with internet connectivity, these are supposed to be the kind of bells and whistles they give to at least make it SEEM like you're not being completely taken advantage of. It's like a double-dip. "We're giving your car connectivity so we can sell your telemetry, AND we get to charge you for all the useful features, too!"

If it costs SO much to maintain these services, cool. I'd be happy to save the poor little car manufacturers money by buying a model that uses no connectivity whatsoever. But, for some reason, they don't seem to want to offer that. Gee, I wonder why.

Demand more out of them, because they'll always be looking to get more out of you.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 5 points 8 months ago

hahaha i'm mean i'm rude i'm a fucking despicable little piece of shit 😈😈😈 what are you gonna do about it buttmunch 😈😈😈😈

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I believe "tasteful" carbonara is opposite to "obscene" carbonara, which- according to every outspoken Italian person on the internet- would seem to be the kind made with bacon instead of guanciale.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 3 points 8 months ago

I like to imagine whoever named No More Mr. Ice Guy said "yeah, that's the name. Lock it in," and then like 5 minutes later went "WAIT NO HOLD ON I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING"

And they just held onto it until the next one needed to be named

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 6 points 9 months ago

Ah, yes. I like to call it "my social life" for short.

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