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Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Defiant Nikki Haley campaign refuses to quit, “we have tonnes of support from our voter” (chaser.com.au)
submitted 1 year ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by raoulraoul@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Worth it just for the photo!

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'Hundreds Relieved of Existence Following Spirited Mishap at Gaza Food Truck' Writes New York Times Editor About War Crime (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Mitch McConnell Donates Body To Lobbyists For Research (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Gen Z Announces Julie Andrews Is Problematic But Refuses To Explain Why (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Litter-Robot Recalls Thousands Of Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes That Accidentally Transported Cats To Year 1300 (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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read more: https://www.theonion.com/litter-robot-recalls-thousands-of-self-cleaning-litter-1851286099

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Sasha Obama Accused Of Nepotism After Getting Elected President Of Armenia (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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read more: https://www.theonion.com/sasha-obama-accused-of-nepotism-after-getting-elected-p-1851282158

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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 year ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Polish Man That Landlord Sent Over Smashes Hammer Through Wall, Leaves (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Conservative Think Tank Spends $40 Million Trying to Frame Girl Scout Cookies as Woke (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Top 10 Movies That Have A Climax Involving a Giant Beam in the Sky (hard-drive.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Aatube@kbin.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Why was Hollywood so obsessed with sky beams? I mean they cared more about making sky beams evil than making sure we knew how evil their producers were.

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Malfunctioning embryo freezer charged with mass murder (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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Nation Likes It When Hamburger Bun Already Cut (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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read more: https://www.theonion.com/nation-likes-it-when-hamburger-bun-already-cut-1851276816

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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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We need The Onion movie (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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It will be about some family who gets stuck in the world of the Onion.

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Collapsing Vice Media assures devastated journalists that upper level management will be fine (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by gorysubparbagel@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Norway To Start Hiding Its Standard Of Living To Make Other Countries Feel Better About Themselves (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Removed Notre Dame Scaffolding Reveals Construction Crew Accidentally Built Mosque (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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I've found my favorite Onion episode (youtu.be)
submitted 1 year ago by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Alabama Supreme Court Justice Invokes ‘VeggieTales’ In Ruling (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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House of Pain Finally Apologizes for Role “Jump Around” Played in “Mrs. Doubtfire” Divorce (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 year ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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