"By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great."

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

Donald Trump solidarity Tracy Chapman

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Obviously despite being really funny he's a grotesque piece of shit, but there is some genuine pathos there lmao

He's the dog that caught the car and then got locked in the car for the rest of his life driving around to rallies in Jughoot County Oklahoma and Budweiser Falls Missouri having to pander to hogs about how big their trucks are and how beautiful their boats are. If he lived like 2800 years ago in Greece, Homer would have written a tragedy about him

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I remember he once said his favorite song was "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee, and it feels really fitting

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Donald wept, for there were no more McNuggies left to dip sad-boi