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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Mine is that Lee Harvey Oswald really was a lone actor, but one of the various groups that wanted JFK dead assumed he was one of their assets gone rogue, and put Jack Ruby up to killing him before he could talk.

I mention this because, just like you say, my entire evidence is that it feels clever.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Oswald was trying to shoot the grassy knoll guy but a fly bit his beanis right as he was pulling the trigger and he accidentally jfk's entire head.

Alternately, the grassy knoll guy was trying to shoot oswald but the round richotted off of oswald's giant titanium marxist gonads and beanis'd jfk right in the head.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Lmao that is a good one