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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

JFK simply ate a whole can of Texan beanis an hour prior, didn't want to embarrass himself infront of Jackie so he held in his fart so long his head exploded.

If you eat the beanis, please make sure to fart, kids.

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