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submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

you should bottle up whatever you just said and sell it to the kids as new slang.

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's already old slang, the kiddos wouldn't buy it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

just say it's post-ironic meta humor they'll lap it up

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

Don't sell kids crack!