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And I'm taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I'd go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Normal Crimes? who'd want to do normal crimes in comicbook land? catch me doing weird pseudo-mythology magic crimes and getting tied by wonder woman henching for Cheetah

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I'm scared of getting killed by lasers

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

who'd want to do normal crimes in comicbook land?

me. I want to wear a flat cap over my "haven't shaved in 3 days" stubble with a baseball bat and just go around smashing shit and menacing people before getting my ass kicked by some dork in spandex with superpowers

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same, I just wanna be a guy that unloads crates in a sketchy dock and sees the bat signal and says "watch out boys, THE BAT'S out tonight!' As if he isn't out every night. If he wasn't they could just do crime whenever the bat signal was off.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

shitty faux brooklyn accent "Ayyy, what's da plan, boss???"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you're about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say ineffectual but I would say I'd use something improvised

  1. Baseball bat
  2. Crowbar
  3. Big pipe wrench
  4. Metal pipe

in order of preference