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If You Were Gonna Hench For Any Comic Book Bad Guy Who? (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 months ago by GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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And I'm taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I'd go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Wilson Fisk doesn't seem like a bad gig. He's semi legit so you probably get health insurance and stuff. Spider man is the easiest guy to fall down for. Like "oh no! my gun has been yanked from my hands and I got tossed into a sticky trampoline stuck in the corner of the room. All I can do is wait for the cops to show up and not be able to make any charges stick."

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Not a bad call there

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

"Sticky trampoline" is going to haunt my nightmares now.