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If You Were Gonna Hench For Any Comic Book Bad Guy Who? (hexbear.net)

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And I'm taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I'd go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't read much in the way of comics and have an extremely limited knowledge of their villains but...

Since All Roads exists I can pick Benny from FO:NV, right?

Pros:

All you're expected to do is lounge around a casino and say things like, "ring-a ding ding, baby." and "I ain't no fink, you dig." Which is a bit of a lighter workload than hauling boxes in a warehouse/dock while waiting to be beat up by batman. Some of them perform on stage but thankfully that seems to be optional.

Cons:

With all the bright lights, loud noises and people, a casino would probably be the worst place for me to spend any significant amount of time. I could probably angle for a gig guarding one of the quieter bits though.
I get a bit of a misogynist vibe from the Chairmen.

Doctor Octopus

I don't know if this guy hires goons or anything, but I get the impression he's really hands on with the gooning. While some may find that a source of stress, (the boss will see your fuck ups first hand), I think it'd be reassuring to know that the spandex twats are gonna be angling for his dick not yours so you're relatively safe for a goon.