Like imo someone should hang for the slow steps Reddit is taking to kill old.reddit.com when people CLEARLY FUCKING LIKE IT AND PREFER IT TO THEIR FUCKING APP.

I've used old.reddit.com for years because the mobile site is just fucking garbage. And it just works, so much better. It's infinitely faster. The app is even worse than the mobile site.

Like all this fucking time and energy wasted on work making shit nobody wants

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We need to create a new cool af retro sci fi guillotine for the tech companies' CEOs because they ruined computers and the internet. I'm thinking either laser guillotine or like a gigantic Jacob's ladder in reverse. I'm open to suggestions.

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I learned laser bongs are a thing, maybe we can start the design there

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn we gonna smoke the rich? Do you get a high from that or is it just for flavor?

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I think it just uses lasers to heat up the weed but idk I've never used one. But like, what if we make one, but bigger? you've heard of the gas chamber, the bourgeoisie will fear the laser chamber

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Hmm is it like a disco rave inside and they have to jump over the lasers for hours until they can't anymore? Can we televise this?