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[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:

~~Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.~~

The cold war of 1715

What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas

The 35 hours of the day

It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

But he's right though. If you die, you DO lose a very important part of your life. And when my grandma died, the next day she was dead.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas

Where is the lie?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean, Jesus was famously born in Bethlehem, which is currently in Palestine. And Rome did technically rule over Spain at that time.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see where you're coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn't quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thats_the_pretty_bad_joke.jpg

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] kofe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I tried searching for these quotes cuz I'm dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real

Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren't real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're likely translated, not literal. Might be harder to find, and some may be up to interpretation. I'm certainly not up to date on everything going on with him, so I can't say.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That's cool. I'll just assume they're satirical jabs. I certainly don't know shit about him lol

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something

But yeah, they're (sadly) real

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would appreciate if sources were provided rather than sending me on a wild goose chase or being told essentially "trust me bro"

Do you not also think there's an issue when we start saying "you can find a couple"? If even one doesn't have a source but it's being pushed as fact, I will start thinking the claim maker unreliable.

I really mean no offense, I've been trying to search and can't find anything. I've asked chatgpt, Google, YouTube. I am trying to give benefit of the doubt.

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Actually yeah you're right i'm sorry, here's the sources:

2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

I didn't find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/

and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that... it does sound like something Maduro would say though... anyway...

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

you my friend are officially based af, thank you! I'm officially invested and going on a deep dive for this weirdo

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I support your stance. Pls keep it up and continue to hold your ground!

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well thank you:) I've been thinking of this video through the exchanges: "if the truth is on your side, why lie?" https://youtu.be/CRtSZXS6wzQ?feature=shared

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

These feel more akin to Bushisms.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Milei has already claimed that title.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Damn. I wish he was this funny instead of this crazy.

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

we'll do like Jesus, and multiply the penises