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I actually designed this feature. They paid me in the form of a lifetime supply of those little plastic frogs that jump when you press down on them. It's convenient because I'm always losing them.
Entry level pay grade is spider rings, right?
The spiders scare most people off but the benefits are underrated. Once I started making lightning bugs gummy pouches I never looked back
Are you on track for promotion to finger traps?
They don't do those here. Something about spies and CCP technology. Don't know what that's about, but I'm satisfied with the frogs. I might even be able to retire!
I understand.
All according to the plan of the Sonic radio on the top shelf...
Holy shit a lifetime supply? I didn’t even know that was an option
Yeah the trade-off is I have radiation poisoning now because they couldn't find any QA testers in time. But I think I made the right choice they even have glow in the dark frogs
you guys are getting paid?
Yo, tbey hiring?
They finally got to you, eh? I guess it's true what they say: Everyone has a price.