autism_2

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[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Look at those todes

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I did some cursory research on gun laws in my area and found it involves surrendering triple digit dollars to the pigs and waiting for approval by the pigs and getting mandatory training from the pigs all for a handgun permit and I got really mad

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Nothing comes to mind. I'm shameless

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't 'refuse' but it might look that way from the outside. I like cooking but I don't have the energy to do it most days. If I'm not feeding myself then I'm eating slop because the good food provided is unknown and scary and I don't want to retch in front of other people's food.

How I feel about other people like that, it's none of my business. I can hope they improve their eating for their own sake but that's it really

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i can confirm, i am the autism

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I think my cat has clawstrophobia

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

bloomer I don't need a retirement savings

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does English sound funny to the dutch?

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

yes if you are iron deficient

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

OP OP(2,2)

OP ALIFORNIA(2,3)

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I feel just like Zelda, legend of

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

you can open a few cans and dump them in a pot for a few minutest and then eat it. did anyone else know this?

 

this thing I want is $15 cheaper in camo but I hate camo I associate it with murder is there anything cool about camo. also its got butterfly shapes mixed in with the blobs. is camo y2k

 

scenario: you know a chud at your workplace. he shows you a 'funny' meme on his phone and you peep his twitter handle. it's LoliHitler88. you hate this guy so much. can you put his real name and face on a billboard next to his greatest twitter hits if you don't call him any names on it. is that considered harassment or free promotion. this is a hypothetical

 

It feels weird to say but I hate them. I don't know if I Would describe them as painful, but they're definitely uncomfortable. It does not feel right in my chest or my throat. And I hate how irregular the rate at which I inhale/exhale air is when I try to do it slowly. And I can't breathe in/out for as long as I've been instructed to. Ok when I write all that out it kind of sounds like I have a medical problem. But to my knowledge my breathing is fine I passed the test with that thing doctors wear around their neck the stegosaur or whatevr

 

And somehow I always guess wrong ohnoes

 
 

I'm starting from nothing... essentially just a microwave and a range. I need to know what to stock a tiny studio apartment with. I'm just learning how to cook, so no suggestion is too obvious!

 

I turn 22 this year. I want a job. I have never applied for a job. I know that it does not matter if I embarrass myself in front of an interviewer or if I quit in the first week or get fired. I am still afraid. I wish I could get paid to roll around in mud and have tomatoes thrown at me. This would probably feel less shameful.

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