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I'll give mine to get the ball rolling.
There was a user that, before getting banned, declared that every single living human being alive on Earth right now should not exist because no one had the benefit of a pre-conception device on hand to somehow determine each individual's consent to exist before they started to exist.
I don't know if that take would make David Benatar blush, make David Benatar cackle with glee, or if that was posted by David Benatar himself.
it's a grad poster and on grad it wouldn't be considered obscure (but this is hexbear so... i say it's ok to post), I still think wisconcom is the funniest person of all time and it's not even close. THERMONUCLEAR
it's like a mix of sephiroth posting and the final villain from a mid 2000's children's movies like spy kids or something lol, it's so so good man